{"id":1407,"date":"2022-02-05T23:31:06","date_gmt":"2022-02-05T23:31:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/schaumburg-weather.com\/?page_id=1407"},"modified":"2022-02-06T06:08:04","modified_gmt":"2022-02-06T06:08:04","slug":"staff-bios","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/schaumburg-weather.com\/?page_id=1407","title":{"rendered":"Staff Bios"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Morty<\/span> Applebaum<\/span><\/div>
Manager<\/div>
Morty cares about the weather and pickled herring. What more is there to say?<\/div>
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Mrs. Aurelie<\/span> DeHaven<\/span><\/div>
Sunsets<\/div>
Mrs. DeHaven is an artist with sunset colors and has been captain of her championship dodgeball team for eight years.<\/div>
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Ada<\/span> Bruner<\/span><\/div>
Lightning<\/div>
Ada creates stunning lightning and is a keen \"ultra high-temperature\" cook and baker.<\/div>
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Leon<\/span> Bruner<\/span><\/div>
Lightning<\/div>
As a former fire-eater in a circus, Leon is used to handling high temperatures when creating lightning.<\/div>
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Roger<\/span> Pembroke<\/span><\/div>
Chief Snow Engineer<\/div>
Roger enjoys the engineering challenge of creating snow, but he's always ready for a good snowball fight.<\/div>
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Tamika<\/span> Sinclair<\/span><\/div>
Temperature<\/div>
Tamika has a keen ability to keep the temperature \"just right\" all year long (with help from her cat Mittens)<\/div>
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Stan, Dan & Leo<\/span> Capaldi<\/span><\/div>
Winds<\/div>
These triplets only agree on their love of spicy chili and its importance in creating a good \"breeze\" factor.<\/div>
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Felix<\/span> Dressel<\/span><\/div>
Humidity<\/div>
Humidity is never a problem for Felix, he just sweats when he worries about his beloved Arizona Polytech field hockey team.<\/div>
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Eleanor<\/span> Chang<\/span><\/div>
Wind Chill<\/div>
A native of chilly Saskatchewan, Eleanor loves a cold breeze in her face and makes her own gluten-free ice cream sandwiches.<\/div>
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Trevor<\/span> Davies-Brown<\/span><\/div>
Heat Waves<\/div>
A British native and amateur poet, Trevor likes his weather and his Darjeeling tea as hot as possible.<\/div>
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Drew<\/span> Ebersoll<\/span><\/div>
Dew<\/div>
Drew enjoys quiet walks in the grass and works constantly to show people that dew isn't just lazy rain.<\/div>
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Phil<\/span> Standish<\/span><\/div>
Sunrises<\/div>
Phil is in charge of creating stunning sunrises when he isn't playing bass guitar in his heavy metal band Sunspot.<\/div>
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Sgt. Wilbur<\/span> Sampson<\/span><\/div>
Weekday Crew Supervisor<\/div>
A former Marine drill instructor, the Sergeant keeps the perfect Weekday Weather Crew in tip-top shape.<\/div>
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Weekday<\/span> Crew<\/span><\/div>
Weekday Weather<\/div>
The weekday crew is made up of perfect scientists and weather experts who are always on top of every weather detail.<\/div>
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Ace<\/span> Osburn<\/span><\/div>
Weekend Crew<\/div>
Ace owns 12 chainsaws and currently has the Village of Schaumburg record for most speeding tickets (147) in a six-month period.<\/div>
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Big John<\/span> Mahoney<\/span><\/div>
Weekend Crew<\/div>
Big John's parole officer would like to point out that while he may have issues with authority, Big John is sweet to his mother.<\/div>
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Cecil \"The Scientist\"<\/span> Plover<\/span><\/div>
Weekend Crew<\/div>
Known by his Weekend Crew buddies as The Scientist, Cecil seems to be behind many of the group's more unusual experiments.<\/div>
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Daryl<\/span> Standish<\/span><\/div>
Weekend Crew<\/div>
Daryl is willing to accept any weather challenge his Weekend Crew cronies come up with, much to their enjoyment.<\/div>
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Barry<\/span> Vincent<\/span><\/div>
Weather Intern<\/div>
Barry is the Weather Department's current intern, which makes him in charge of coffee, thunder and anything else no one wants to do.<\/div>
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Mittens<\/span> <\/div>
Weather Department Cat<\/div>
Mittens may belong to Tamika, but he knows he's really the one in charge of temperature for Schaumburg.<\/div>
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