{"id":1478,"date":"2022-02-06T22:43:49","date_gmt":"2022-02-06T22:43:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/schaumburg-weather.com\/?p=1478"},"modified":"2022-02-14T03:28:27","modified_gmt":"2022-02-14T03:28:27","slug":"why-you-cant-have-snow","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/schaumburg-weather.com\/?p=1478","title":{"rendered":"Why You Can&#8217;t Have Snow"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div class=\"wp-block-kadence-rowlayout alignnone\"><div id=\"kt-layout-id_9e14b0-9e\" class=\"kt-row-layout-inner kt-layout-id_9e14b0-9e\"><div class=\"kt-row-column-wrap kt-has-2-columns kt-gutter-default kt-v-gutter-default kt-row-valign-top kt-row-layout-equal kt-tab-layout-inherit kt-m-colapse-left-to-right kt-mobile-layout-row\"><style id=\"kb-column_33508b-90\">.kadence-column_33508b-90 > .kt-inside-inner-col{padding-bottom:0px;margin-bottom:0px;}<\/style>\n<div class=\"wp-block-kadence-column inner-column-1 kadence-column_33508b-90\"><div class=\"kt-inside-inner-col\">\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\" id=\"morty-explains-that-snow-is-great-you-just-can-t-have-it-all-the-time\" style=\"line-height:1.2\">Morty explains that snow is great. You just can&#8217;t have it all the time.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p>To begin with, why does everyone want snow? When we finally fix the snow chiller and make it fall, you complain it&#8217;s too slick and can&#8217;t drive around in it. I&#8217;ve said it before &#8212; make up your mind! <br><br>Okay, now that we&#8217;ve got that out of the way, this is just a quick message to talk about snow. More specifically, like I&#8217;ve told a bunch of you in emails, snow is great &#8212; but you can&#8217;t have it all the time. Why? It&#8217;s like those pickled herrings in cream sauce. Sure they&#8217;re good the first 10 or 12 times, but then it gets old (and trust me, you don&#8217;t want herring that gets old). <br><br>So that&#8217;s why we mix things up. A little snow, a little rain, a little sunshine to make you remember that the weather changes.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-kadence-column inner-column-2 kadence-column_2d9156-a4\"><div class=\"kt-inside-inner-col\">\n<figure class=\"wp-block-kadence-image kb-image_1c8af0-7a size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"421\" height=\"275\" src=\"https:\/\/schaumburg-weather.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/weather3.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"kb-img wp-image-1481\" srcset=\"https:\/\/schaumburg-weather.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/weather3.png 421w, https:\/\/schaumburg-weather.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/weather3-300x196.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 421px) 100vw, 421px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>A lot. I should know, I have trouble keeping up with what weather we&#8217;re making tomorrow. I blame my neighbor &#8212; he&#8217;s been practicing the saxophone too late at night. 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