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Morty Applebaum
Manager
Morty cares about the weather and pickled herring. What more is there to say?
Mrs. Aurelie DeHaven
Sunsets
Mrs. DeHaven is an artist with sunset colors and has been captain of her championship dodgeball team for eight years.
Ada Bruner
Lightning
Ada creates stunning lightning and is a keen "ultra high-temperature" cook and baker.
Leon Bruner
Lightning
As a former fire-eater in a circus, Leon is used to handling high temperatures when creating lightning.
Roger Pembroke
Chief Snow Engineer
Roger enjoys the engineering challenge of creating snow, but he's always ready for a good snowball fight.
Tamika Sinclair
Temperature
Tamika has a keen ability to keep the temperature "just right" all year long (with help from her cat Mittens)
Stan, Dan & Leo Capaldi
Winds
These triplets only agree on their love of spicy chili and its importance in creating a good "breeze" factor.
Felix Dressel
Humidity
Humidity is never a problem for Felix, he just sweats when he worries about his beloved Arizona Polytech field hockey team.
Eleanor Chang
Wind Chill
A native of chilly Saskatchewan, Eleanor loves a cold breeze in her face and makes her own gluten-free ice cream sandwiches.
Trevor Davies-Brown
Heat Waves
A British native and amateur poet, Trevor likes his weather and his Darjeeling tea as hot as possible.
Drew Ebersoll
Dew
Drew enjoys quiet walks in the grass and works constantly to show people that dew isn't just lazy rain.
Phil Standish
Sunrises
Phil is in charge of creating stunning sunrises when he isn't playing bass guitar in his heavy metal band Sunspot.
Sgt. Wilbur Sampson
Weekday Crew Supervisor
A former Marine drill instructor, the Sergeant keeps the perfect Weekday Weather Crew in tip-top shape.
Weekday Crew
Weekday Weather
The weekday crew is made up of perfect scientists and weather experts who are always on top of every weather detail.
Ace Osburn
Weekend Crew
Ace owns 12 chainsaws and currently has the Village of Schaumburg record for most speeding tickets (147) in a six-month period.
Big John Mahoney
Weekend Crew
Big John's parole officer would like to point out that while he may have issues with authority, Big John is sweet to his mother.
Cecil "The Scientist" Plover
Weekend Crew
Known by his Weekend Crew buddies as The Scientist, Cecil seems to be behind many of the group's more unusual experiments.
Daryl Standish
Weekend Crew
Daryl is willing to accept any weather challenge his Weekend Crew cronies come up with, much to their enjoyment.
Barry Vincent
Weather Intern
Barry is the Weather Department's current intern, which makes him in charge of coffee, thunder and anything else no one wants to do.
Mittens
Weather Department Cat
Mittens may belong to Tamika, but he knows he's really the one in charge of temperature for Schaumburg.
Schaumburg Weather Making Department
Making quality weather for Schaumburg
since 1951.


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