Morty explains that snow is great. You just can’t have it all the time.
To begin with, why does everyone want snow? When we finally fix the snow chiller and make it fall, you complain it’s too slick and can’t drive around in it. I’ve said it before — make up your mind!
Okay, now that we’ve got that out of the way, this is just a quick message to talk about snow. More specifically, like I’ve told a bunch of you in emails, snow is great — but you can’t have it all the time. Why? It’s like those pickled herrings in cream sauce. Sure they’re good the first 10 or 12 times, but then it gets old (and trust me, you don’t want herring that gets old).
So that’s why we mix things up. A little snow, a little rain, a little sunshine to make you remember that the weather changes.
A lot. I should know, I have trouble keeping up with what weather we’re making tomorrow. I blame my neighbor — he’s been practicing the saxophone too late at night. Me, I’m more partial to the trombone.
Anyway, that’s all I’ve got to say about snow. I gotta go now, we have to make tomorrow’s weather. And no, it’s not snow. But maybe next week.