Our Weather​

Here at the Schaumburg Weather Making Department, we create a bunch of weather. It’s just what do.

The Weather We Make

You’ve seen a lot of our work, but here’s a full rundown of the weather we craft for you every day, 365 days a year:

– Rain
– Sleet
– Snow
– Sunsets/Sunrises
– Wind Chill
– Winds (gentle breezes to strong sideways winds)
– Sunshine
– Clouds
– Dew
– Temperature
– Humidity
– Thunder/Lightning
– Cold fronts/Warm Fronts
Note: Do NOT pay attention to any special offers you receive from our Weekend Crew to purchase “negative snow” (burning flakes), upside down rain or garlic-flavored sleet (although it is good on spaghetti noodles). Our weather is NOT for sale, they’re just trying to raise a few bucks to buy tickets to the upcoming “Headbangers Hayride” rock concert.

Special Note: As you might expect, the Weekend Crew keeps our Legal Department up worrying most nights.