Employment
You’d be surprised how many people actually want to work here. Check out our job openings and keep your fingers crossed.
Work For Us!
Do you love weather? Can you handle a high-stress job with little pay? Are you okay with the smell of pickled herring all day long? If you answered YES to all of these, you’re crazy. You may also be the person we’re looking for.
See our job openings below and contact Monica in the City’s Human Resources Department.
Job Opening #1
THUNDER INTERN
We are currently seeking someone to fill the Department’s Intern position. Job responsibilities include creating thunder for rainstorms, making coffee, running errands (mainly for Mrs. DeHaven).
Pay: Almost nonexistent
Hours: Bad, lots of nights
Work conditions: This is a VERY loud job. Bonus if you played drums or tympani in your high school band.
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